Don Ake craves free appetizers. He seeks them out and gets very dissapointed when denied food.  This is just one of Don's quirks which set the table for quirky humor on a wide variety of highly relateable subjects.  You didn't know that having blood drawn or getting a flu shot could be so captivating and interesting, but Don can make you laugh at just about anything.  This is a collection of short, humorous essays which is the perfect book for the beach or reading in short intervals. Gauranteed to make you laugh, and laugh hard.